The April Fool

It's April... yay...

So yeah what’s up? Not much, I'm turning 18 on Sunday. Oh that's cool, you'll be able to do stuff like vote, buy porn, and join the military! Yeah, but why would I want to do any of those things? Don't you want to vote, and buy things you couldn't before? No, I honestly have lost faith in our democratic system, and frankly I don't want to waste my money on porn and cigarettes. What about piercing or tattoos? Well I might get a tattoo but prolly not for a few more months. Oh, you can give plasma too. Yeah, I might do that, pretty much free money. You won't have a curfew anymore either. But I never did, my mom didn't care and police never stopped me. So you're really not that excited to be 18, huh? Nope not at all. That's too bad, most people really enjoy getting the newfound freedom. Too me it's not freedom, its more of a responsibility that I don't need. Yeah, that's too bad. Yup, well I'm taking off now, later. Bye.